Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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