He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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