So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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