i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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