Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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