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  the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.

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• (650): View more from California

  You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.

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• (213): View more from California

  putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had

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• (716): View more from New York

  What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i think i just lost a toe

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• (585): View more from New York

  All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer

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