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• (516): View more from New York

  She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  He uses pillows to masturbate.

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• (716): View more from New York

  holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !

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  How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.

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  haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.

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  i can respect that.

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• (518): View more from New York

  you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Let's paint friendship bongs

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• (850): View more from Florida

  That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?

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