I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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