More tranny stories later!
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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