If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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