Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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