WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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