Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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