Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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