It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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