gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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