no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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