yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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