WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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