my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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