Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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