Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
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yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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