i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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