Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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