opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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