If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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