Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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