Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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