so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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