is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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