Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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