Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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