Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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