How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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