i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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