You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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