I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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