I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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