I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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