no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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