I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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