I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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