it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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