I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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