i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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