I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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