i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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