allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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