Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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