Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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