Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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