your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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