ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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