the new term for farting is butt boxing.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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