I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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